January 6, 2009

Ideas for 2009

These are some things I may be considering looking into as I enter a new year. I reserve the right to have frequent, multiple relapses, however I also plan to actively limit said relapses with more than a modicum of vigor (this is called 'hedging your bet' and I am a big fan.)

1. Do not cook while wearing your (time to move on anyway) house coat. The less dog hair in food the better.
2. Do not assume red wine is the answer every time you're thirsty. Sometimes it might be something stronger. It also could be water - decaf tea even. (if you are confused, this means 'mixers' but without the booze....or with is good too)
3. Do not confuse acid reflux/indigestion/ (add) with hunger. This adds pounds. (note: red wine may exacerbate condition)
4. Answer the phone more often. Also check voicemail once in a while.
5. To something exercisey every day and cardio at least 40 mins 3 x a week.
6. Get stretchier (see above)
7. Save money
8. Build credit
9. YFW!!!!!
10. More park time with Basil

1 comment:

Jane said...

That's a great list! There is an angry blonde housewife here in Philly that can help you with #9.